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My Mother the Mind Control Ninja
Mind over Matter : My Mother’s Ninja Secrets Revealed By Susie Payne & Grok My brain’s a vault of retro film reels, each one tagged with a sassy “watch later” by some cosmic librarian. One blockbuster stars my mom, the original *Mind Control Ninja*, droppin’ wisdom I’d later swipe like a kid raiding the cookie Read more
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Christmas in April
By Susie Payne I’m famous in our family for a few things—some noble, others… let’s say *less so*. My most ignoble talent? I’m a plant assassin. Legend has it (and I’ll deny it to my dying day) that I once killed a *silk plant*. My defense? It was sickly when I got it! My thumb Read more
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